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MAR
6
2010
Zeropilia
Sat @ 9:24 am
News Channel: poetry, lyrics & words
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Can you figure what I'm having, doctor? Asked Follie all confused as this is the fourth ultrasound she's had where the doctor gives her the same answer, I don't know, one day it's a boy and the next it appears to be a girl. I'm at a loss for words. Push! said the nurse. Aaaauuuunnnnngggah!!!!! Follie screamed. Ahh you have a beautifull baby boy. Funny how we just had to wait till he came out to see. Said the Doctor with a sigh of relief. I guess we can get rd of all that girlly shit huh? Said Peany, her husband. Let's name him Jax, he continued. I thought you had a son, Follie? Asked Martha. I do, what kinda question is that? Asked Follie. Well then who's little girl is this in the playpen? Asked Penny from the living room. What little girl!? Wait a minute, Jax i-... aaiiiiieeeee! Screamed Follie.

Thats my life in one paragraph, sorta. Well some stuff to pay attention to anyway. It was hard to control myself especially when my mama draged me to all sorts of doctors from pediatricians, phyciatrist and even a biologist. I had my fifteen minutes of fame and had all sortsa medication shoved down my throat. Funny thing is, I didn't know why. I guess they were afraid I'd want to be myself. I thought I was perfectly normal. No one who knew or probably didn't know, would tell me why I was taking it. I was just supossed to take it. In middel school, I decided not to take it. I found out I would get these strange feelings when I would look at or talk to certain guys. the same feelings I had when I talked to girls. I did a bit of research and learned about the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender or LGBT for short " world" so to speak. I looked at everything from PFLAG to porn. I descovered the downsides pretty quick, all the hatred and whatnot. Either way, I kinda considered myself bisexual but decided to keep it to myself and only let family know. Not my family, I mean the LGBT family. Then something wierd happened when I was watching some porn. I was jacking off and my penis dissapeared. I thought I was just loosing my erection but it kinda kept going in. It started to hurt, my nuts started to draw in. I got scared and tried to dig for them so to speak. I couldn't feel for them but I couldn't stop, i started to feel this euphoria as I was feeling myself. My body shook, I started going faster. I moaned in to an alto like scream. I just had the most wonderful orgasim.

I ran into the bathroom to inspect myself in the mirror. I thought I was sweating but my head was dry. Then I saw a drop of milk come outta one of my nipples. I squeezed it and more squirted out, it hurt. They leaked more, I couldn't stop them. I pinched my nipples to strop the flow and I got engurged, my breats swelled up to a painfull C cup. IT didn't hurt as much after that except my nipples seeing as I was pinching them and they got bigger between my fingers, ouch. As a middle school aged boy I was fascinated with breast, so you could understand my excitment when I had my own. I ran to my room and noticed the wikipedia page for hermaphrodites was loaded. I didn't read anything remotely similar to what was happening to me. I got scared. I don't know what is going on with me. Was all of that medication doing this to me? What would my parents say? I just went up two cup sizes, I can't hid these things. My voice is lighter, fuck I'm waiting for my hair to grow. My bodies goin haywire and all I can do is cry into my pillow.

Yeah, This is just the first part of the story. You wanna read this or the rest of the up coming story? Then you gotta go find the Laviatans Cave.

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FEB
25
2010
Cheap smokes!? DIY! pt 2
Thu @ 5:33 pm
News Channel: home & garden
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Yesterday I had just got my stuffing machine, yubes and tabacco. So far I've had some good ones, except sometimes I can't get them stuffed right. I experimented with some nutmeg add to the tobacco(bte it's Zig-Zag mint flavored) it was pretty good but it stunk something fierce. MY next step is to try some cloves and maybe some other flavors. I think I'm gonna try soaking the tobacco in some liquid. So I may have anotherr update.

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FEB
21
2010
The Jax Rhapsody
Sun @ 10:08 pm
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It's da Jax Rhapsody with the real rap you see
Can't stop, Rhapsodic Laviathan Knock me down
I return again, in a pillar of flames.

See me at the local Fenderlean,
automotive emotion. Rollin with the smokin Cragers.
Ratted out with finky drivers, mudder truckers
and those driven by muzik. No rice burners just
tuned to perfection. DOn't forget the classics thats
young at heart.

Jax, club thumpin wildstyle, boarderline tipsy
on my way to turvy. Jacky and Jimmy won't let you down
take the last call then lets blow twenty to four.
Club thumpin and bar hopin is good enough I dont do
the strip scene only marks love the sex tease.

I'm the unmovable object with an unstopable force
Mechaniacal genius, to improve the world or own it?
Vehicular madman under the hood/behind the wheel
The big chicks I jones, split sexuality
with the addition of dicks. Yep I get down freakilly.
I dont dissapoint and youll be exuburently dry.
Releassed and relaxed.

It's da Jax I tell ya! Fear not, please dont
he's a swell guy. Multifunctional with genres
Jax Lazzo Rhapsody: Rhapsodic Laviathan
plus shipping and handling, batteries included.

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FEB
11
2010
Cheap smokes!? DIY?
Thu @ 7:30 am
News Channel: home & garden
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Thats right. I figure with the price and availibilty of some cigartettes especially after Obamas damn Family smokers act thing he signed it may be best if we just make our own cigarettes. Think about it of all the stuff you can smoke from tobacco to herbs to salvia, cloves and marajuana, then you have flavored tobacco- you can make your very own. All you need is tubes(rolling paper is so pld school) which are just empty ciggs, the leaves and finally the rolling machine.

I have seen some for a number of prices and I'd say find one affordable and easy to use. The ones that caught my eye are the ones with the hand crank that bunches up the leaves and then stuffs the tube that is pushed on to- a tube LOL. Seems like it is secretly getting popular because they are selling premade ciggs instead of having the machine stuff and roll. NOw the machine can be expensive at nearly 40 bucks but I think the amount of product you can make cost far less than constantly buying a pack here a carton there.

The tobacco; a number of cigarette manufacturers sell tobacco alone as well as some companies that just sell the tobacco. It also comes in flavors other than just menthol, mild and raw or whatever. I seen mint and vanilla myself. I didn't catch the price of the tobaccos(could be like 10-15 bucks) but I still say it'll pay off in the end. I found out what the "legal hash" is and I might incorperate that. I also found where to get cloves so hey hey hey. WHen I get some money I say it'll be time to experiment. I just need to know what size cig-tubes to get. I know I may try the mint and vanilla tobaccos and mix them together. We'll see it'll be a while before I have everything.

Feb 18 2010: Update I found some sites that do custom boxes and some that do custom cigarette tubes.

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     Jax Rhapsody   sun feb 21 2010 at 3:24 pm         · 
I've done enough research to know the Top-O-Matic is the choice packer/roller whatever machine. Even the blue one(Iforgot it's name) is good to use. ASlong as the instructions are followed closely on how to operate and your not trying to make enough for the next 3months. I can't wait to get one.
     Jax Rhapsody   mon feb 22 2010 at 5:13 pm         · 
I had decided on the top-o-matic before even reading anything on them. The thing is not to over use them at one time.

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