Forbes has released its list of billionaires and comin' in at number 701 on the charts is Mexican drug lord Joaquin Guzman Loera. Loera's net worth is $1 billion and if he can ever stay at one given place for more than a minute, you may have your shot at turning him into authorities and claiming the $5 million.
Who needs Mexican drug lords? We earn our money up here the old fashioned way... via corruption, connections and white collar crime.
I'll pit Ken Lay, Madoff, most wall street bankers and the CEOs sucking $20+ million a year from their companies against any wannabe from the drug cartels.