Lives in Louisville, Kentucky United States Born on October 11, 1974 · Female
A Little About Me
Navigating this site is so tedious anymore. Come find me on Facebook. Morticia Buehler.
Yes, my name really is Morticia.
My favorite time of year is Halloween. I love horror movies and being scared. I have a clinical fear of the walking dead (zombies in general, not the show. LOVE the show!).
I do not own a car.
I AM a BBW. If that's not ok with you then move along please.
I'm generally a very nice person and I'm a bit on the shy side.
I'm a mother of two beautiful children.
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Im a bit of a smart ass...:D
I'm an incorrigible flirt.
I've been told im a mix of Martha Stewart, June Cleaver and Betty Crocker all rolled up with a bit of Jenna Jamison and Christy Canyon.
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness,or my passion for obsession.
"I dont care if you lick windows, ride the short bus, screw farm animals or occasionally sh*t yourself......You hang in there sunshine. You're ****in' special!"
What I'm Looking for
I'm looking for someone amazing. Someone who will make me forget my heart was ever broken. Someone who makes me laugh and smile and that I look forward to the next time I talk to them or see them. I want someone who makes me FEEL beautiful and misses me when i'm gone. I want someone patient and loving, sarcastic and funny. Someone who will see me crying and want to know how to make it better. Someone who makes my stomach do flips, my heart stop and my breath catch. Someone who feels the same way about me as I do about them. Is he out there?
LOL!!! I'm TOTALLY joking!
I found that. I really did. He was AMAZING!!!
Guess what?
That don't mean sh!t either.
Fetish/Other Dater, Girl Seeking a Guy
Here for...
Friends, Just dating
Zodiac Sign
Not interesting in politics
Don't Exercise
Height (Ft)
Height (inches)
Body Type
Extra Loving(Large)
Hair Color
Eye Color
Social Drinker
I smoke daily
None - But live and let live
Want Children?
Not Interested
Have Children?
Yes, living at home
Some College
Employment Status
Work, we don't need no stinkin work
fort knox
I have a cat
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Wall Comment: #357

Bryan taylor
What up pretty lady