That's David Dennison to you, pal. Not Donald Trump at all. A very legal, beautiful pseudonym for dealing with pesky porn stars you fucked shortly after getting married and fathering a son.
That should make it all go away.
Oops, I forgot to sign the papers with my fake name.
Oh my God, she's gonna make a million bucks sharing the (tiny little) dick pics I sexted her.
And Melania's going to stab me in my sleep. Must...not...sleep...
Get me another cheeseburger!!!
Last update on March 9, 10:01 am by Catamount.