kaytedidnt

40 years old · Female
kaytedidnt
A Little About Me
If i look at your profile and dont message is most likely because I dont know what to say without sounding like a dork... feel free to break the ice.<br /><br />I recently got out of a long and bad relationship. Right now just looking for<br /><br />people to talk to, if something sparks I'm not opposed to it, but after the last relationship just being cautious...<br /><br />I am a girl with "it" together, i own my home i have reliable transportation, i have retirement and mutual funds, im responsible is what im gettin' at... and i even know i ended that with a preposition which is a no no you know....Oh and apparently this is a big deal to some people, I DO have tattoos...Im 5.6 my haircolor varies I change it a lot brown or red,and dont let the pics fool you I am a chunky girl yes id like to be skinny but I dont let it ruin my day one day ill get there...or not... so if yer' lookin for a size 6 you got the wrong girl... <br /><br />I'm from Louisville, most of my friends are there and don't really know many people where I live now. I work a lot, weekends are laid back for me, not into the club thing. I have a lot of dogs that make me smile with their goofy antics all adopted and all spoiled, guess you could say I have a soft spot for a cute face and a sad story. I have a sarcastic personality with a comeback for everything. I cuss like a sailor except around kids and my grandma, I recite commercials when I'm not watching TV, I can hang out at the house for days and be perfectly happy without human interaction as I am my own best friend, so I don't need to be entertained all the time. Honesty is hard to come by, but why tell lies; it just gets you in more trouble in the long run, besides there's more fun in the truth. Im a former criminal now reformed and working for the government... ironic aint it? I don't smoke, don't do drugs they cost too much, I'd rather buy shoes. A former gymnast Im very competitive but I hate to argue, life is too short to be unhappy and no one is keeping score anyway.
What I'm Looking for
If you are not single please do us both a favor and DO NOT MESSAGE ME... this includes separated or any of the grey areas... You are either with someone or you aren't...Also I understand some of my pictures show some cleavage, heres the thing.. i have boobs. I know crazy right? If you cant contain yourself take a moment before you message me, i dont respond to Hey Sexi, yummy, lets f**k , nice boobs or anything in that area...<br /><br /><br /><br />Here are some requests Ive had and im just gonna say a big ol NO so if you have the same idea you know just to move on..<br /><br /><br /><br />1. No, you cant paint my toes.<br /><br />2. No, I will not pee in the bed of your truck while you watch and no, not even if you pay me<br /><br />3. No, I will not put the big baby diaper on you.<br /><br />4. No, I do not want to have a 3 way with you or your chick.<br /><br />5. No, I am not lactating and I dont know anyone who is for you to message.<br /><br />6. No, I will not send you pictures of my feet. (what is it with you people and feet?)<br /><br />7. No, I will not kick you in the balls.. (I think that guy was dropped on his head as a child)<br /><br /><br /><br />I'd like to hang out and see what develops not wanting to jump into anything, but wanting to end up with a nice committed relationship. Ive learned a lot from past relationships, and should be a pro by now. I think a woman should take care of her man, and I do miss having someone to do things for. Distance isnt a big deal to me, im sure perfect matches dont exist in the same city all the time. Ive always been in long healthy relationships as such Im not interested in random hookups or casual flings its just not who I am. Never married, and dont have any kids my son just passed away during birth in August so I love kids just hasnt worked out for me yet, so if you have some thats cool just no baby mama drama. I dont judge people by the past, every decision i made in my past made me the fabulous person i am today every decision i make today shapes my future, to me its what you do today that is important.
Type
Girl Seeking a Guy
Here for...
Friends
Orientation
Straight
Zodiac Sign
Aries
Height (Ft)
5
Height (inches)
6
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Hair Color
Red
Eye Color
Green
Booze
Non-Drinker
Tobacco
Don't smoke
Drugs
None - But live and let live
Want Children?
Maybe
Have Children?
No
Neighborhood
Frankfort / Louisville
Occupation
State Government
Ethnicity
White/Caucasian
Education
Some College
Employment Status
Employed - Fulltime
Birthplace
frankfort
Pets
My home is a zoo!
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