i would describe the way i dress as… I just counted, I have 14 pairs of blue jeans in my closet.
when it comes to politics… Hey, Jimmy Carter rocked.
i would best describe my work ethic as… Lazzzzzzzzzzzy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy...I'm too lazy to even type this...I'm letting my neighbor do it.
when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)… Filthy, absolutely filthy. But I love it anyway.
the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... I don't lie, or cheat or tease. I'm honest...honestly.
things that make me really angry! I'm not a hater but...bad driving...that drives me bonkers. Driving is THE most dangerous things any of us do on a day to day basis. I want some love from all of you so drive safe.
i'm currently reading... Read? hmmmm The newspaper. Usually from back to front. I don't know why I just do.
my turn ons are… Women with pretty smiles, especially when they are smiling at me. Cool hair. Curves (roads or women) but not obese. Laughing at my stupid jokes will get you a long way!
things that turn me -off- include… Mean spirited sarcasm. Hey I can be a bit of a smart ass but do you have to cut me to the quick. Body odor...now thats bad. People who don't get my humor...hey I'm goofy, I can't help that.
my favorite place in the whole world is… Atop a fast motorcycle...or a woman.
my musical tastes… Led Zepplin to Lyle Lovett with some White Stripes thrown in there. Have you heard the Arctic Monkeys...good stuff. I do have a man crush on Jack White.
my superpowers are... When I leather up in my track suit....I feel like spiderman.
if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching... A dusty screen. My Name is Earl makes me hyperventilate. A motorcycle race on Sundays. Heroes is good. It will probably get cancelled.
my most recent disorder or neurosis... This damn internet meet and greet stuff. I'm addicted....too lazy to do anything else.